Ask me anything
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.
one eye on the game and one on these hoes
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
Being responsible for someone’s orgasm is quite the ego boost
how to be me:
- eat when you’re bored as hell this is relatable yes
- ignore your responsibilities & avoid homework at all costs this is relatable yes
- suck every dick in the club before you leave this is the most relatable yes
- pound the alarm